* The Hyena - Doesn't ever really say anything .. just LOLs and LMAOs at everything ..* Mr/Ms Popular - Has 4367 friends for NO reason ..
* The Gamer - Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes & stuff all day ..* The Prophet - Every post makes reference to God ..
* The Thief - Steals status updates & will probably steals this one ..
* The Cynic - Hates their life,and everything in it,as evidenced by the sombre tone in ALL of their status updates ..
* The Collector - Never posts anything either,but join every group & becomes fans of the most random stuff ..
* The Promoter - Always sends event invitations to thing that u ultimately delete or ignore ..
* The Liker - Never actually says anything but always click the 'like' button ..* The Hater - Every post revolves around someone hating them ..
* The Anti-Proofreader - This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck & sometimes u feel bad for them because u dont know if they were typing fast,or really cant spell ..
* Drama Queen/King - This person always post stuff like " I cant believe this!" or " They gonna make snap today!" in the hopes that you will ask what happened,or whats wrong .. but they never finish telling the story ..
* Womp Womp - This person consistently trying to be funny .. but never is ..
* The News - Always updates u on what they are doing who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary ..